New Release

Mrs. Myrtle Standich rendezvoused with Mrs. Gloria Rhinehouse, Mr. and Mrs. Bernard Soloman, Mrs. Gwyneth Dice, Mrs. Lisa Ferden, and Mr. and Mrs. Henry Yamin. A pact had been made over four weeks ago to see a motion picture every other month. This decision was made in order to keep up with current trends in motion pictures.

A conversation was begun shortly after all in the party greeted each other. Mrs. Lisa Ferden began by stating that the last time she attended the movie theatre was to see the recreated version of Planet of the Apes with her grandson, Mr. Tyler Ferden. She did this in spite of not enjoying the original Planet of the Apes movie and went on recommendation of Mr. Tyler Ferden. Mrs. Myrtle Standich had not seen the recent version of Planet of the Apes, but did agree with Mrs. Lisa Ferden on the former motion picture even though she did enjoy Mr. Charlton Heston's performance in The Ten Commandments.

Mr. Bernard Soloman asserted that he was fond of both The Ten Commandments and Planet of the Apes, as was Mrs. Gloria Rhinehouse and Mrs. Henry Yamin. All three claimed both motion pictures deserved classic status. Mrs. Henry Yamin stated that she was unsure of her feelings for Mr. Charlton Heston in Planet of the Apes and could not give it classic status because she was also unsure of how the American public felt about the motion picture, Planet of the Apes. She cited that when her children, Mr. Dale Yamin and Mrs. Sara Yamin, had seen the film she could not tell if their frequent impressions of Mr. Charlton Heston were done in a patronizing fashion. All in the party agreed with this revelation of the public's uncertain view of Mr. Charlton Heston and also that the ape makeup looked very realistic.

The motion picture selected to be viewed this day was called Georgia Rule and starred Ms. Jane Fonda, Mrs. Felicity Huffman, and Ms. Lindsay Lohan. Georgia Rule, to the dismay of all present, was unanimously decided to be of a lower quality than The Ten Commandments. But, the party was split as to whether it was better or worse than the Mr. Charlton Heston version of Planet of the Apes.* Two in the party, Mr. Henry Yamin and Mrs. Bernard Soloman, felt they were equal in motion picture quality.


*At the time of press, only Mrs. Lisa Ferden had seen the newer version of Planet of the Apes.